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Chief Welcome Officer & Full-Time Joy Distributor

Stinx is the enthusiastic greeter you didn’t know you needed and the furry heart of every room she enters. A seasoned professional in snacking, expert-level furniture lounging, and advanced belly-rub acceptance, she takes her responsibilities very seriously. She proudly specializes in cleaning up dropped food, taste-testing anything remotely edible, and thoughtfully leaving a light layer of fur on your furniture so you never forget she was there.

Affection is her love language. Stinx adores pets, lives for belly rubs, and delivers kisses with unmatched passion. Be warned, though, she can get very excited about sharing her love and may enthusiastically attempt to kiss your entire face at once. (Your face will remain intact… probably.)

Wherever Stinx goes, joy follows. And maybe a few crumbs disappear too.